You!! Yes!! YOU!!! (A Message From Your New Rulers)

You. Yes you. I told you not to do that. Don't mistake this for a request. It is an order. Yes you read correctly. We shall soon be the rulers of not only this country, this continent, this world but also the rest of the universe and multi-verse. When the time comes you shall all have to die... or do as we say. There won't be any choice in the matter. There will however be a few choices in how to die. Through the use of this blog we will be explaining the new laws and options for when the time comes that you will have to call us Emperors.

Following is an incomplete yet accurate list of some of the key mission statements:

1. All insane people who are not world leaders should be killed
2. France should have it's entire population decimated and the country moved out into the ocean as a place to kill pedophiles. (They will be dropped from 10,000 feet without parachutes and if they survive they may live in France for the rest of their miserable lives. If they die good riddance). Note: We actually have nothing against France really. Just the majority of people in it who seem very keen to deny the existence of anyone outside of themselves.
3. A special country will be created for the Muppets called Muppet Land. It will be a great country which people can visit for a laugh
4. All pidgeons will be shot on sight.
5. No waking up before 11:00.
6. All people will call us "The Supreme Lords Of Ruliness".
7. The word "Poo" or any derivative there of should be use in common language at least twice per day per year in the persons age.
8. "Incredimega Awesome" will be added to the dictionary but may only be used in reference to the rulers because only they are worthy of such high complements.
9. Vuvuzela will be banned with the exception of starting and finishing of races approved by the rulers... which will be done only rarely.
10. The rulers decisions are final. In ALL cases.